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Eagles > Vikings

Am I the only one who thinks Coach Reid looks like that doctor in Office Space who drops over dead?

UPDATE: And no, I'm not calling for Childress' head. A new special teams coach and a real quarterback, sure. But you have two choices when you hire a new coach in the NFL: a) someone who has never done the job before, or b) someone who has already failed somewhere else. Might as well stick with boring old Chilly and hope to God the Vikings can accidentally learn how to cover a punt or throw a screen pass.

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The walk of shame



(might be NSFW depending on where you W)


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It's amazing to me

that some people still think I'm too cynical:
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — The state Canvassing Board was posed to certify the results of the recount in Minnesota's grueling Senate election in Al Franken's favor...
It took them two months, but the voters of Minnesota finally gave their election officials the correct answer.

First Favre goes to the Jets, then Al Franken goes to the Senate. Gotta be tough to be PiffordT these days...


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Because state taxpayers can't afford it

Federal taxpayers will have to chip in:
PHILADELPHIA (Reuters) - Governors of five U.S. states urged the federal government to provide $1 trillion in aid to the country's 50 states to help pay for education, welfare and infrastructure as states struggle with steep budget deficits amid a deepening recession.
It may be meaningful that all five governors are Democrats, or it may just be one of those weird coincidences that turn up now and then*. Either way, it seems likely that unless Helicopter Ben can add a few more zeroes to the printing presses** we are going to have significantly less state government over the next 5 or so years than politicians believe. Not that I'm complaining, you understand.

But there was one rather interesting item buried in the week-late Santa list, right after squillions for new roads and paying people not to work:
The remainder would be used to fund middle-class tax cuts...
If it seems a little odd that the Federal government is being asked to cough up money so state taxpayers can pay even less for all the government they are apparently demanding, well then I guess you just don't understand the stresses to the middle-class family budget that state taxes represent.

Federal taxpayers, on the other hand, are on their own.

* like the fact that, thanks to Karl Rove's "permanent majority" stragedy, GOP governors are becoming an endangered species.

** Certainly you don't think there's another trillion out there just waiting to be borrowed at zero percent interest rates?

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It's not that you're black

It's that we don't like your friends:
(CNN) — Senate Democratic leaders think Roland Burris, Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich's pick to fill President-elect Barack Obama's vacant Senate seat, will likely show up on Capitol Hill Tuesday for the opening day of Congress, according to a Democratic aide familiar with Senate Democratic leaders' plans...

The aide familiar with Senate Democratic leaders' plans said if Burris tries to enter the Senate chamber, the Senate doorkeeper will stop Burris. If Burris were to persist, either trying to force his way onto the Senate floor or refusing to leave and causing a scene, U.S. Capitol Police would stop him, said the aide.
Much to their credit, the Democrats have not fallen for the race bait of those like Rep. Bobby "I will ask you to not hang and lynch the appointee" Rush. Perhaps having the first openly black President backing them up has inoculated them against that virus.

Nah. Even odds says he gets seated* anyway, after a good showing of ethical harrumph.

* insert Rosa Parks joke here.

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Well, he's half right

Which is probably the best we could expect:
Global economic imbalances helped to foster the credit crisis by pushing down global interest rates and driving investors towards riskier assets, outgoing US Treasury Secretary Hank Paulson told the Financial Times.

In a valedictory interview, Mr Paulson cast the crisis as partly the result of a collective failure to come to terms with the way the rise of emerging markets was reshaping the global financial system. These imbalances – arising from differences in the inclinations of different nations to save and invest – are reflected in large current account deficits and surpluses around the world.

To be sure, the crisis is underlain with global economic imbalances. But no one should be surprised that the official government line blames it on responsible behavior - saving* - rather than on overspending. We should be even less surprised that they believe the solution is to give them more power with which to 'manage' the crisis.

Paulson is even right that low rates push investors toward riskier assets - they must. If I were a retiree who needed $50k a year in interest on which to live, I would have to have saved a half million with rates at 10%. With rates at 1%, I would have to have saved $5 million. If I have not saved $5m and "safe" government bonds yield 1%, then I have no choice but to chase risk**. But look who it is that is driving interest rates into the basement. In short, complaining that investors are seeking riskier assets when you are driving them there is like complaining that the guy you shot is getting blood on your Persian rug.

It remains to be seen if the Obama administration is any more sane than their predecessors when it comes to interest rate policies. I'm not hopeful***, if only because if the debt hole we have dug for ourselves in the last 20 years. With rates at 1% and a $10t funded debt, the government pays $100b in interest. When the rate becomes 10%, that interest will be a trillion dollars a year.

Let's see you write us out of this one, Joan Wilder.

* I don't understand how he can complain, with an apparently straight face, that too much savings "put downward pressure on yields," when the Fed is currently holding interest rates at the lowest they have ever been, and that by providing effectively unlimited amounts of money to the market and government. Saving makes more money available to lend - pushing rates down - but it is small potatoes next to a Fed that can have the same effect simply by creating reserves with a coupe of keystrokes.

** Or eat dog food, I suppose.

*** Or rather, I think the best we can hope for is 'marginally.'

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